Literally Withering Away

If i could be any age, i would be 120 years old, this is due to the fact that elderly people get free money from the government if they’re sixty-five or older, the average amount of money they receive is $553.16. Being elderly also means I have infinite wisdom so I can make good decisions when using the $553.16 cents I receive each month, being elderly also means I have a lot of time on my hands so I so I can do whatever I want. Overall being elderly is good cause everyone does everything for you cause I physically can’t and I get free money and free food just for being old.

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